My  unweanèd bairn* learnt me this riddle: Who shirketh
nought from vomit and feces, and yet is no sexual deviant?

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  * Bairn:  child  [f. beran, to bear]; cf. bairn-
dole, child’s portion; bairn(s)-bed,  womb;  barn-
site, anxiety about children.